"A good curse to put on your enemy is whatever curse someone put on Amanda Bynes."
"It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air, and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise as you try and readjust the way you thought of things."
— Lemony Snicket (via elfeyedyouth)
Hearing my husband celebrate his poop not clogging the toilet. #sothisislove
Watching the Inauguration, hell yes to 4 more years! #democratforever #mydadwouldbeproud
Love you more than life, dad. Forever and always. I will miss you so, so much.
All I want to do is crawl in bed and pretend like everything that’s going on isn’t going on. Pretty sure down comforters are life shields, right?